More homegrown hilarity...
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| If you've ever cooked like this! |
- If the only reason you didn't have to eat take-out today was because you own a barbeque and a plug-in electric burner. And if you don't have to order take-out tomorrow because you were able to store your left-overs in the fridge on your back deck.
- If you've had to upgrade to shop towels on your paper towel dispenser.
- If you eat no more than two meals a day, and no less than two bottles of wine.
- If you loose all distinction between your 'good clothes' and 'work clothes', and refer to your good pants as those that you can find with the least paint/saw-dust/wood filler on them.
- If your dog understands the muffled commands you issue through your dust mask.
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