- If you look forward to the morning newspaper delivery - so you can mask off for painting, mop up spills, and pad your dining room table.
- If you hand wash your dishes and place them in your dishwasher for storage.
- If you own 4 different power sanders, 8 kinds of levels, and his & hers pry bars.
- If you finally understand why nice little breakfast cafes have oatmeal and yogurt on the menu. And you've ordered it for take-out. More than twice.
- If you no longer know what day of the week it is, let alone the date, but refer now to 'the day the wood is delivered', 'the day we can put furniture back on the floor' and 'the day for tile shopping'.